There are two sides to my website: the professional side, and the fun side.
If you are a college admissions officer, employer, or other Person I Need To Impress, click here to access the professional side. It contains all my achievements and creations neatly and conveniently laid out like a portfolio.
If you are a casual denizen of the internet, click here to access the fun side. It contains all of the shenanigans I do for fun, and I maintain it for fun, not to match the color of your couches.